theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

(via ulmovalaofwater)

good:

“You gotta getcha getcha getcha getcha head in the game.”

~ Enjolras to Marius, Book VII (via incorrectlesmisquotes)
“Some continued upward, and died. Some went downward, and died. Some stayed where they were. They died as well.”

~ Victor Hugo on the events at the barricade, Book XI (via incorrectlesmisquotes)
“I’m not great at farewells, so… uh… that’ll do pig.”

~ Marius to Eponine as she lays dying, Book XVI (via incorrectlesmisquotes)
“i think im gonna lay down…………
THE LAW! you all thought i was going to bed! justice never sleeps, haha suckers”

~ Javert, Book IV (via incorrectlesmisquotes)
“His shirt doesn’t deserve his body.”

~ Grantaire about Enjolras, Book VIII (via incorrectlesmisquotes)
“If I had a dollar for every time someone called me an idiot, I’d be screwed. We live in France.”

~ Marius, Book V (via incorrectlesmisquotes)
“Oh, but we have all been in love with Enjolras at some point!”

~ Courfeyrac, Book III (via incorrectlesmisquotes)
“My liver may be fucked, but my heart is honest.”

~ Grantaire, Book XII (via incorrectlesmisquotes)
“How many people drown in the Seine each year and what can we do to increase those numbers?”

~ Javert, Book XXI [x] (via incorrectlesmisquotes)
“Oh, Enjolras. You’re too beautiful to be funny. It’s not your fault. You’ve never had to compensate for anything.”

~ Courfeyrac, Book XIII (via incorrectlesmisquotes)
“I would pity you if I wasn’t so busy imagining you on fire.”

~ Eponine to Marius, Book IV (via incorrectlesmisquotes)
“I pun, therefore I am.”

~ Victor Hugo, Preface (via incorrectlesmisquotes)
“Aw, I have five kids and no money! Why can’t I have no kids and five money?”

~ M. Thénardier, Book VIII (via incorrectlesmisquotes)